Tomlette

A ten egg omelette.

Make us a Tomlette, please love I’m Hank Marvin..

by CJ_Cymru June 26, 2025

eau de toilette

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Hunsberger Moist Towlette

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

by Boba fette February 2, 2019

Russian Toilette

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

by tnear January 23, 2011

Tomelette

A fine delicacy that can under no circumstances be made without breaking a few Greggs

Uncle Mo says that he can make a vegan Tomelette, but I knew I knew something was wrong with his recipe when he said he didn't break some greggs

by MangalPangal January 15, 2022

Peeping Tomette

Similar to peeping tom , but the female version A.K.A a girl or a group of girls who watch someone without the person aware that you’re watching them.

Wow she’s peeping tomette

by agoodgrape23 March 5, 2019

toolette

a girl whom will constantly torture a man, leading him on, and often confusing him in respect to feelings. cannot be trusted due to her ability to get large amounts of men. often seem very innocent

a toolette is currently breaking my heart.

by aberdouche December 14, 2010