Tomelette 

A fine delicacy that can under no circumstances be made without breaking a few Greggs

Uncle Mo says that he can make a vegan Tomelette, but I knew I knew something was wrong with his recipe when he said he didn't break some greggs

Tomelette by MangalPangal January 15, 2022

eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019

Goat Cheese Omelette 

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

Goat Cheese Omelette by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.

Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

Making the Mother of all omelettes by FuckinJoe March 27, 2022

Russian Toilette 

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011