Toiletten
Where did he go? He is Toiletten
Toiletten by Bryan Seedamm February 14, 2023
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eau de toilette
eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016
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Hunsberger Moist Towlette
You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019
Toiletless
A country where people have low access to toilets, or can't be convinced to use toilets.
Pakistan and India are 2 good examples.
Pakistan and India are 2 good examples.
Toiletless by Shiine-1 February 17, 2022
Toiletless
A country/place without toilets. Example Pakistan. As of October 2018, Pakistan has 42% toilet coverage. Their common population does not know this fact about their country but they think that their neighbouring country India has lack of toilets, which it had earlier but now has WHO appreciation for making the country ODF free. India has 98% coverage and toiletless country Pakistan has 42% coverage.
Due to this problem, pakistan is one of the only 3 countries to have polio still active, which spreads by faecal matter entering digestive system, which is again caused by open defecation.
Due to this problem, pakistan is one of the only 3 countries to have polio still active, which spreads by faecal matter entering digestive system, which is again caused by open defecation.
Sam: Which country is toiletless?
Joe: Pakistan
Sam: But pakistanis call India toiletless?
Joe: Because they form their narratives on few pictures found on internet, or some memes, or movies. In reality, pakistan is toiletless with 42% toilet coverage. They just hate to accept reality and speak whatever suits to help them with their inferiority complex.
Joe: Pakistan
Sam: But pakistanis call India toiletless?
Joe: Because they form their narratives on few pictures found on internet, or some memes, or movies. In reality, pakistan is toiletless with 42% toilet coverage. They just hate to accept reality and speak whatever suits to help them with their inferiority complex.
Toiletless by SamWisdom September 8, 2019
Russian Toilette
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011
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Toilexting
Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010
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