The most awesome place ever to buy baked pastry goods. Their sausage rolls and steak bakes are highly recommended. One time they made a festive bake, it was christmas dinner in a pasty, dear lord that was good.

When purchasing at Greggs there are three things you can do:
- Have a Greggs (this involves buying one item and eating it).
- Have a double Greggs (two items).
- Have a triple Greggs (three items).
These items must be savory pastry goods as other items do not count. The double and triple Greggs are for true aficionados only as the sure intake of grease and joy may kill an unexperienced consumer. There has been talk of a legendary Quadruple Greggs, this would almost certainly be suicidal but it would be such a beautiful way to go.

The seven deadly sins are also all releted to Greggs.

-Wrath against those who do not enjoy Greggs.
-Greed (Obvious).
-Sloth (doing nothing but sitting in the pub eating Greggs.
-Pride that you ate a triple Greggs.
-Lust after Greggs.
-Envy of those who have Greggs.
-Gluttony (again obvious).

If you really enjoy your Greggs i would suggest moving to birmingham. You are never more than 5 minutes walk away. There are at least 6 in the city centre.

Some strange people out there will refer to Greggs as 'Greggs Eggs'. These people are wrong. Never has the word Eggs been after Greggs.

MAN GREGGS IS GOOD!!!!!!

Dude i totally just had a triple Greggs, and every one was a festive bake. I may just explode from utter joy.

Guy 1 - Dude i just got a pasty from Greggs Eggs.
Guy 2 - Shutup it's Greggs Fool!

Man one time i totally went to birmingham had a sausage, bean and cheese melt from Greggs. Walked down the road and finished my pasty and went in the next Greggs. It made me weep with joy.

Greggs by seanthemanwiththegreggs April 7, 2010

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Greggs

a bussin bakery shop in london innit

person: lets go to Greggs

person2: no

Greggs by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022

Greggs

The delicacy of choice for builders, van drivers, students and council estate fatties who can't be bothered to make a healthy Beans on Toast or afford a kebab this week.
Very often used as pacifiers/dummies for the lower class of society.

I can't wait to shove a Greggs in my cake-hole.

Greggs by BuckT March 2, 2022

Greggs

The best bakery ever that makes the most peng sausage rolls to ever exist.

Katie and Matthew love to eat at greggs. They especially like the sausage rolls which they eat together.

Greggs by Katie the lad shagger December 8, 2018

Greggs

A "Greggs" is a term used to describe a person as being more on the chunky side (some what overweight)

"She's abit of a greggs"

Greggs by Mastercoin January 19, 2019

Greggs Troupe

Named after a shop specialising in high calorie baked goods, pies, sausage rolls, cakes.

A group of ladies of the larger variety, usually friends, hanging out together/hitting bars and clubs. Being loud, obnoxious, over the top laughing.

Fuck sake, I see the Greggs Troupe have walked in.

Greggs Troupe by Blumpkin2000 November 29, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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