Tomathole

Tomatholes are the part of a tomato that connects the fruit to the vine. It’s the part most people cut out of the tomato, but nutritional optimists can them because every bit of nutrition the tomato gets passes through the tomathole.

My friend Paul cans the tomatholes because they are the most nutritional part of the fruit. They’re the perfect high density energy source necessary to survive the inevitable California Apocalypse.

Tomathole by Waynker June 13, 2026

chinese tomatoes 

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Temporarily Out Of Tomatoes 

A comment that one leaves on something on the internet to suggest disapproval.

Essentially, it is booing, without having any tomatoes to throw.

Can be abbreviated as TOT or T.O.T.

Make that video sucked ass. "Temporarily Out of Tomatoes"

Temporarily Out Of Tomatoes by Tommy Vancouver August 25, 2009

Fried Tomatoes Frequently 

A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck

A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!

B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.

Fried Tomatoes Frequently by Caravaner March 10, 2009

asscrack tomatoes 

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.

A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.

asscrack tomatoes by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

rotten tomatoes 

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.

*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*

rotten tomatoes by DarthXanax August 19, 2013

asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.

Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?

asshole tomatoes by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019