Definitions by DarthXanax
Clean breakaway
A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".
Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."
Clean breakaway by DarthXanax June 2, 2017
nine to fiver
Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior
Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!
Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.
Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*
Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.
Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*
nine to fiver by DarthXanax December 15, 2013
rotten tomatoes
A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
rotten tomatoes by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
Pop mollys
Putting molly; the pure form of ecstasy; in a pill and taking it.
Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.
Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.
Young Yuppie: I'm gonna pop mollys and go to a Dubstep concert tonight!
Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?
Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?
Pop mollys by DarthXanax June 10, 2013
rage quit
To rage quit means to quit a game before the match is done. Mostly seen/heard of in first-person shooter games. People who rage quit are those people who play legitimately and can no longer take being killed by a lag switcher, camper or nolifer (one who does NOTHING else but play video games). Rage quitting also saves you from possibly throwing your controller and breaking it or yelling at the top of your lungs. Rage quitting is always the better option, especially if you're losing, because if you rage quit a match before it's over, you get a loss on your record. So rage quitting in a match that you know you're going to lose isn't necessarily a bad idea.
Nolifer: *kills the rage quitter 10 times before he can even kill anyone*
Rage quitter: GOD DAMN IT! FUCK THIS! THAT GUY IS MUST HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER AND DOES NOTHING ELSE BUT PLAY THIS GAME! I'M OUTTA HERE!
*Rage Quit*
Rage quitter: GOD DAMN IT! FUCK THIS! THAT GUY IS MUST HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER AND DOES NOTHING ELSE BUT PLAY THIS GAME! I'M OUTTA HERE!
*Rage Quit*
rage quit by DarthXanax March 14, 2013
was not published
A phrase commonly seen when receiving a verification e-mail from Urban Dictionary. It sucks so bad because you never, ever have any idea why they didn't publish it because they never, ever give you reasons why.
Receives e-mail from UD: "Your definition was not published."
You: "WHY??!?!"
E-mail says: "You can choose to sign up as editor for Urban Dictionary."
You: "NO!!! I WANNA KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T PUBLISH MY DEFINITION!"
You: "WHY??!?!"
E-mail says: "You can choose to sign up as editor for Urban Dictionary."
You: "NO!!! I WANNA KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T PUBLISH MY DEFINITION!"
was not published by DarthXanax March 7, 2013