DarthXanax's definitions

rotten tomatoes

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.

*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*

by DarthXanax August 19, 2013

rave kids

Rave kids are typically between the age of 14-23. They are those "kids" that want nothing more out of life than to go to every live jam/electronic show/festival possible. They most likely live with their parents, have a low-end job (making just enough money to buy tickets to these shows) and do unheard of amounts of drugs. Their typical attire is: overpriced hat containing ridiculous amounts of overpriced pins relating to drugs and/or bands, oddly grown beards (also known as "festy beards), latest t-shirt from their latest show or festival they've been too, hemp necklace and khaki shorts or pants. As long as they can hitch a ride to a show, pay for a ticket, and get completely messed up on drugs, they are happy. If they do manage to sell enough drugs or save up enough money to move out of their parent's house, it's most likely they will be moving to Colorado with friends so they can be closer to the shows. You're only "cool" to them if you also embrace this ridiculous lifestyle. If not, they want nothing to do with you. These kids are also known as "neo-hippies".

Rave kid 1: Man, I only got $10 for gas for you to give me a ride to this show. But, I got some dank!

Rave kid 2: It's whatever man. We can do dabs on the way there!

Rave kid 1: My mom called us rave kids before we left, what does that mean?

Rave kid 2: I dunno. Hurry up and get in! The guy who is selling pins 2 for $40 isn't going to be there long!

by DarthXanax February 25, 2013

pop mollys

A misused phrase uttered by kids who are uneducated with drugs. Molly being "popped" is not possible. Molly is the pure form of ectasy and can only be snorted. The only way you can "pop molly" is by taking ecstasy in pill form which are called "rolls". Rolls are cut with many other drugs. So when kids say "popping molly", they are completely illiterate.

Rave kid: I'm thinking I want to pop mollys tonight bro."

Rave adult: "Popping mollys? How? Don't you mean you're gonna take rolls?"

Rave kid: "Wait...uh...what?"

Rave adult: *Facepalm*

by DarthXanax February 20, 2013

Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

by DarthXanax June 2, 2017

nine to fiver

Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior

Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!

Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.

Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*

by DarthXanax December 15, 2013

nier

It's the way white people spell "nigger" or "nigga" without actually spelling/saying it to avoid negative attention from African Americans.

(Status update on Facebook): "I'm gettin' crunk tonight, nier!"

by DarthXanax February 26, 2013

Hilaria

When something really hilarious happens, it leaves you in the state of hilaria.

When Jake tried to light his fart on fire and shit on his hand instead, I was in a state of hilaria for at least three hours.

by DarthXanax April 27, 2017