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Caring attention/servicing to someone's "downstairs sausages".
I always get da biggest giggle-fits outta pretty girls when I give dem free toene-ups --- naturally they love having me massage their feet and trim their nails and gently file away their corns and calluses, plus of course I myself experience a similar degree of pleasure in dat I get to rub and otherwise handle their cute tootsies, plus they reward me not only wif assorted smiles, grateful words, hand-squeeziz, hugz, and kissiz, but they also then let me place their delicate arches and heels against my fuzzy chest and affectionately hold my hands, then mentally "pump out lots of love" through their soles and palms to sooth my heart.
toene-up by QuacksO January 10, 2026
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toebeans 

The pink squishy pads on the underside of an animal's paws, particularly a cat's - so named for their resemblance to jelly beans.
"CuteOverload just posted a kitten with the most perfect toebeans I've ever seen. I want to nom them. Is it just me?"
toebeans by harmlesslittleflea November 1, 2009

Teneisha 

A weird crazy amazing person to have in you life. You can never find another person like teneisha. She's smart , stubborn and strong willed. An overall amazing person
Teneisha is amazing
Teneisha by Hellomay May 2, 2018

Tenenbaum 

A genius.

Can also refer to a genius that has so many psychological problems that all the creativity he showed in the past is blocked.

They generally solve their problems by making peace with their father.

Example well illustrated in The Royal Tenenbaums, directed by the himself Tenenbaum Wes Anderson.
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

He found the meaning of life despite the fact he was only 9 years old. A real Tenenbaum.
Tenenbaum by nimportnawak February 9, 2010

teenerweener 

a person with an excuse for a cock.
I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.
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tenement halls 

Known for its lyric out of Simon and Garfunkel's: The sounds of silence, "tenement halls" are rooms or sets of separate residences in housing complexes and apartments. Specifically rundown, overcrowded and low income apartments.
"And the signs said
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence"
OR
"I live down in the tenement halls on 136th, its a real sh*thole"
tenement halls by kethlogan21 January 20, 2016