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Tenenbaum 

A genius.

Can also refer to a genius that has so many psychological problems that all the creativity he showed in the past is blocked.

They generally solve their problems by making peace with their father.

Example well illustrated in The Royal Tenenbaums, directed by the himself Tenenbaum Wes Anderson.
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

He found the meaning of life despite the fact he was only 9 years old. A real Tenenbaum.
Tenenbaum by nimportnawak February 9, 2010
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Tenenbaum 

The act of being so responsive that the response sometimes proceeds the inquiry.
Yo I just Tenenbaumed you by telling you that shirt looked good before you even asked.
Tenenbaum by WebberPro May 8, 2013

Lisa Tenenbaum 

The worst teacher in the world. she can be a dragon woman.
the lady is such a lisa tenenbaum
Lisa Tenenbaum by Gil Fish May 8, 2018

Tannenbaum 

German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.
I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.

tannenbaumed 

When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.
Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....
tannenbaumed by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019

tannenbaum 

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.
Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
tannenbaum by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008

tannenbaum 

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
tannenbaum by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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