toene-up

Caring attention/servicing to someone's "downstairs sausages".

I always get da biggest giggle-fits outta pretty girls when I give dem free toene-ups --- naturally they love having me massage their feet and trim their nails and gently file away their corns and calluses, plus of course I myself experience a similar degree of pleasure in dat I get to rub and otherwise handle their cute tootsies, plus they reward me not only wif assorted smiles, grateful words, hand-squeeziz, hugz, and kissiz, but they also then let me place their delicate arches and heels against my fuzzy chest and affectionately hold my hands, then mentally "pump out lots of love" through their soles and palms to sooth my heart.

toene-up by QuacksO January 10, 2026

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upped the tone

Making a bad situation worse.

"Black man tells police officer during questioning that" dude threw the money on the table and then he pulled out a gun and "upped the tone" "ya feel me"

upped the tone by Ftank2 January 11, 2017

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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