1. A belief or doctrine that the size of a woman's breasts determine her significance to the world.
2. To be intolerant of certain boob sizes.
2. To be intolerant of certain boob sizes.
That guy never dates a woman with less than C cups. He's a total titsist.
I'm not titsist, I like them all.
I'm not titsist, I like them all.
by Thenontitsist July 20, 2009
Get the Titsist mug.Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
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Get the titsitive mug.A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
No. 1: Dude, I just touched her tits!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!
by Viland February 10, 2009
Get the Titsaster mug.1.A male or female with a massive addiction of stacking tits.
2. A mood killer of any kind sexual, educational, festival and so on
3. when having intercourse the female with enormous breasts caresses the males nose
2. A mood killer of any kind sexual, educational, festival and so on
3. when having intercourse the female with enormous breasts caresses the males nose
1. Dang homie lets go bust a titistacker on em hoes
2.melina: yo this party is crakin
anahid: i like cheese
melina: uh ...k?
ANAHID A TITSTACKER
3. art: oh baby dont stop
sofi performs a "titstacker" and pokes his nose
art: AAAAAAAAAAAAH I CANT BRIEF
2.melina: yo this party is crakin
anahid: i like cheese
melina: uh ...k?
ANAHID A TITSTACKER
3. art: oh baby dont stop
sofi performs a "titstacker" and pokes his nose
art: AAAAAAAAAAAAH I CANT BRIEF
by anahid acevedo March 12, 2008
Get the titistacker mug.A man who only dates women with large tits, thus discriminating against those with small to normal breast sizes
by Ladysman203 March 3, 2011
Get the Titist mug.An object, person, or thing that is nearly equivalent to the magnitude of being tits.
Yet, not quite.
Yet, not quite.
Patsy: did u see that rollercoaster the other day?
Chauncey: yeah it flew off the tracks but i didn't see the rest of the news report
Patsy: yeah it flew into your house
Chauncey: that's titsish
Chauncey: yeah it flew off the tracks but i didn't see the rest of the news report
Patsy: yeah it flew into your house
Chauncey: that's titsish
by Daxattax March 9, 2008
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