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Titlist
Similar to a poser. Someone who claims to be Something they are not, uses imagery for something they are not, or identifies as something they aren’t in order to appeal, pose, or think they are something they are not.
Like a girl decking or in band merch when she only likes one song or it’s popular, or a religious man with no respect for his religions own teachings.
Pronounced “Title-ist”
Like a girl decking or in band merch when she only likes one song or it’s popular, or a religious man with no respect for his religions own teachings.
Pronounced “Title-ist”
Related Words
Titlist • Titistics • titleist • titalist • Titist • titistacker • Titleist Ad • titleist ass • titlift • Titlits
Titistics
Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
titleist
guy1: What clubs you got?
guy2 Titleist
guy1: O i got Dynacrafts...any good?
guy2: If you want to hit it like mark over there
mark: Me?
guy2 Titleist
guy1: O i got Dynacrafts...any good?
guy2: If you want to hit it like mark over there
mark: Me?
titleist by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005
titleist ass
Kim walked by me in a bikini at the beach yesterday and I wasn’t sure if i should puke or pull out my wood driver when I saw her titleist ass.
titleist ass by ClayBoy1 February 6, 2018
titlyist
titistacker
1.A male or female with a massive addiction of stacking tits.
2. A mood killer of any kind sexual, educational, festival and so on
3. when having intercourse the female with enormous breasts caresses the males nose
2. A mood killer of any kind sexual, educational, festival and so on
3. when having intercourse the female with enormous breasts caresses the males nose
1. Dang homie lets go bust a titistacker on em hoes
2.melina: yo this party is crakin
anahid: i like cheese
melina: uh ...k?
ANAHID A TITSTACKER
3. art: oh baby dont stop
sofi performs a "titstacker" and pokes his nose
art: AAAAAAAAAAAAH I CANT BRIEF
2.melina: yo this party is crakin
anahid: i like cheese
melina: uh ...k?
ANAHID A TITSTACKER
3. art: oh baby dont stop
sofi performs a "titstacker" and pokes his nose
art: AAAAAAAAAAAAH I CANT BRIEF
titistacker by anahid acevedo March 12, 2008
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