chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers

Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?
by ScottyW November 15, 2006
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chesticles

1. Female breasts. Aka boobs, hooters.
2. The elusive "female intuition".
3. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male's penis.
4. A woman's second face.

1. Misa Campo's got nice chesticles.

2. She dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.

3. When your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.
by blacklight August 27, 2008
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Man, my chesticles hurt, I must be PMSing.
by mooserock November 03, 2010
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chesticles

What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.
The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.
by Pantaloon February 10, 2008
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A nickname given to any chick that is blessed with more than a handfull of what men refer to as boobs, tits, hooters, jugs, baby bottles, jesus handles, bouncing betty's, etc.
I hung out with Chesticles last night and had the privilage of holding on to her jesus handles for dear life.
by hateraidPLAYA March 30, 2010
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Used to describe saggy old breasts which contain roundish implants, resembling an old mans sack.
Man, check out the chesticles on that old skank.
by zorgy March 22, 2006
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a fat deposit in the upper-body of overweight/obese males. Mainly found among white dudes, they resemble breasts.
*while playing dance dance revolution you might here some fat white dude say* "ow! my chesticles are shaking!"
by man-boob December 09, 2004
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