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Titsexual
"A person who is solely sexually attracted to breasts. To the point where they dislike and/or do not want traditional sex in favor of doing sexual acts focused on breasts"
"Hey, do you find the tits on most websites disappointing? They barley do anything with them."
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
Titsexual by PaizuriPrince June 17, 2021
Titten
It`s actually a commonly used german word in order to bespeak the "female breast". Warning: Be advised to not use it in the presence of elders and betters due to its vulgar character.
Wow, Alter, die Braut dort drüben hat hammer Titten!
(= "Dude, check this chicks tits over there!")
Was meinst du, soll ich mir meine Titten richten lassen?
(= "Do you think I should fix my titties?"
(= "Dude, check this chicks tits over there!")
Was meinst du, soll ich mir meine Titten richten lassen?
(= "Do you think I should fix my titties?"
Titten by JuicyJulez May 10, 2010
Tittenbonus
German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.
She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"
Tittenbonus by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014
Titsynthesizer
Titsynthesizer:
Often said at random during a conversation. The word doesn't have to have much revelance to the situation at hand. The word originates from Calvin Harris' Human Synthesizer. This is an extraordinary instrument that made human skin the medium for expressing the notes of a song, instead of a normal instrument. This experiment used many bikini models mostly used as eyecandy to make the instrument catch people's attention. Instead of being called a Human Synthesizer it is sometimes called a "Titsynthesizer". The Human Synthesizer is hailed as an incredible invention and it's secondary name "Titsynthesiser" is brought up just to emphasize it's greatness whether it is relevant or not.
A video of it can be found on youtube.
Often said at random during a conversation. The word doesn't have to have much revelance to the situation at hand. The word originates from Calvin Harris' Human Synthesizer. This is an extraordinary instrument that made human skin the medium for expressing the notes of a song, instead of a normal instrument. This experiment used many bikini models mostly used as eyecandy to make the instrument catch people's attention. Instead of being called a Human Synthesizer it is sometimes called a "Titsynthesizer". The Human Synthesizer is hailed as an incredible invention and it's secondary name "Titsynthesiser" is brought up just to emphasize it's greatness whether it is relevant or not.
A video of it can be found on youtube.
Person 1: "So what are we going to do tonight? Restaurant? Cinema? Gig? Personally I think we should - "
Person 2: "Titsynthesizer."
Person 2: "Titsynthesizer."
Titsynthesizer by Bitchkey August 22, 2009
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