Plutonic

Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto. Common misspelling of the word platonic, meaning intimate and affectionate but not sexual.

Everyone thinks that we're dating, but our relationship is strictly plutonic.

Um, I think you mean platonic.

by chalima March 9, 2009

Plutonic

A pun that indicates a relationship that is not only not platonic, but explosive.

We used to platonic friends, but after last night, its plutonic.

by ntsci September 17, 2012

plutonic

When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

plutonic

a friendship or relationship in which there is no possibility of romantic progress.

"I like you, but only as a friend."

that's some plutonic shit right there.

by t2d.curious November 24, 2007

plutonic

Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.

from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.

student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?

student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.

student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!

by KatieOh! September 12, 2006

Plutonic

Like platonic but for retards who can't spell

Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic

by The Derky May 9, 2019

plutonic

A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.

John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.

by Johnny Panic February 20, 2008