Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Titsing
Cooking it
titting about
"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."
"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."
"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."
titting about by Fuqmin April 28, 2014
titting around
titting around by Whapcapn January 23, 2006
Titting
Titing
Person 1: He totally tited my whiskey! What a little tit!
Person 2: What a scumbag. Titing is the shittiest thing a person can do.
Person 2: What a scumbag. Titing is the shittiest thing a person can do.
Titing by Mylilpumkin September 21, 2018
Titking
Guy 1: Dude checkit out it's the Titking
Guy 2: I thought Will was the Titking
Guy 3: Hey fuckers did it ever occur to you that they are both Titkings
Guy 1 & 2:(simultainious) OHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 2: I thought Will was the Titking
Guy 3: Hey fuckers did it ever occur to you that they are both Titkings
Guy 1 & 2:(simultainious) OHHHHHHHHHH
Titking by iwishiwastitking May 10, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.