Titson
Aparelently bob is a titson
Awkward-Titson
Awkward-Titson by abcdefghijklmnopenis January 21, 2015
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light my tits on fire
When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.
light my tits on fire by Starchylde May 20, 2016
tisoned
When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
Tits on Sticks
Tits on Sticks by Mareelevee December 16, 2008
Tickle Tipson
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk
anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently
and she changed my name to tickle tipson
anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me
please come back
anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently
and she changed my name to tickle tipson
anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me
please come back
Tickle Tipson by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022
TITSOAK
“This is the skin of a killer” is what Edward Cullen says to Bella Swan in twilight. This originated in the Twilight Shitposting group and it’s used daily in it.
“TITSOAK, Bella” said Edward while his skin shinned bright like a diamond and he looked disgusted by it.
“TITSOAK” said Frances when she saw a sparkling item that reminded her of Edward Cullen.
“TITSOAK” said Frances when she saw a sparkling item that reminded her of Edward Cullen.
TITSOAK by twilightshitposting July 18, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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