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Awkward-Titson 

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A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.
Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson

light my tits on fire

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When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.
Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.

tisoned 

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When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

Tits on Sticks 

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What a skinny girl is called with big implants.
Marie's nickname is tits on sticks
Tits on Sticks by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

Tickle Tipson 

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Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

TITSOAK 

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“This is the skin of a killer” is what Edward Cullen says to Bella Swan in twilight. This originated in the Twilight Shitposting group and it’s used daily in it.
“TITSOAK, Bella” said Edward while his skin shinned bright like a diamond and he looked disgusted by it.
“TITSOAK” said Frances when she saw a sparkling item that reminded her of Edward Cullen.
TITSOAK by twilightshitposting July 18, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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