Timbortion
"I heard that Jasmine had a TimBortion"
Timbortion by Meeeeeeoooowwreeeee December 8, 2024
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Self-Imbortion
self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.
Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.
Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.
After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.
Self-Imbortion by gayfish23 March 25, 2019
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Timbortion • Timebortion • Limbortion • timcortin • Timotion • Toebortion • tubortion • Self-Imbortion
Timebortion
When you hate someone so much that you build a time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time just far enough to execute the prick's father before he can deposit his seed.
R: Nick won't stop quoting full episodes of the Simpsons.
T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.
T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.
Timebortion by rrob December 4, 2009
Timotion
1.) That time of the month that a woman shows maniac emotion and when men can do no right - characterized by; 2.) an act of extreme anger by a woman; 3.) the volatile state of a woman during a specific period; 4.) the act of extreme anger towards an innocent man and then wanting to be held 5 minutes later; 5.) overt manifestation of hate towards a man that did not buy flowers; 6.) overt manifestation of hate towards a man that bought flowers but did not buy chocolate; 6.) feelings of joy, sorrow, hate and love within a period of 3 minutes of the man coming home from work.
John arrived home with flowers and was immediately accused of having an affair. After making up over a glass of wine Susan and John agreed that it was timotion that has led to the argument.
Timotion by DurbanDonkey February 23, 2011
Limbortion
Limbortion by CHB_JOHNNY March 19, 2022