Timbortion

The act of taking an abortion pill and passing it in the TimHortons bathroom

"I heard that Jasmine had a TimBortion"

Timbortion by Meeeeeeoooowwreeeee December 8, 2024

Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.

After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.

Self-Imbortion by gayfish23 March 25, 2019

tubortion 

The act of unclogging your bath tub with a wire coat hanger.

Quinn: Honey...the tub is clogged.

Ben: We'd better have a tubortion.

tubortion by errntnarcsst November 7, 2009

Timebortion 

When you hate someone so much that you build a time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time just far enough to execute the prick's father before he can deposit his seed.

R: Nick won't stop quoting full episodes of the Simpsons.

T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.

Timebortion by rrob December 4, 2009

Timotion 

1.) That time of the month that a woman shows maniac emotion and when men can do no right - characterized by; 2.) an act of extreme anger by a woman; 3.) the volatile state of a woman during a specific period; 4.) the act of extreme anger towards an innocent man and then wanting to be held 5 minutes later; 5.) overt manifestation of hate towards a man that did not buy flowers; 6.) overt manifestation of hate towards a man that bought flowers but did not buy chocolate; 6.) feelings of joy, sorrow, hate and love within a period of 3 minutes of the man coming home from work.

John arrived home with flowers and was immediately accused of having an affair. After making up over a glass of wine Susan and John agreed that it was timotion that has led to the argument.

Timotion by DurbanDonkey February 23, 2011

timcortin

the way to describe a irritation or itch or some thing

this tag is timcortin

timcortin by mepmep. January 24, 2021

Limbortion 

When a pregenant woman does limbo while gettin hit in her stomach and crotch with various objects.

Yo my sister did Limbortion instead of regular abortion

Limbortion by CHB_JOHNNY March 19, 2022