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Limbortion

When a pregenant woman does limbo while gettin hit in her stomach and crotch with various objects.
Yo my sister did Limbortion instead of regular abortion
by CHB_JOHNNY March 19, 2022
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Lambortini

1) (noun) A Martini drunk in a Lamborghini.

2) (verb) The fine art of drinking a martini whilst sitting in a Lamborghini.
1) Lambortinis at my place...er... car?

2) Id Lambortini with you, but last time i threw up on the seats...
by Clhall August 25, 2009
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Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.
After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.
by gayfish23 March 25, 2019
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Limborini

Of or relating to limp penis, i.e. flacid
Man Stav you were Lt. Limborini last night with that girl in my weight room.
by XChalie BoyX November 30, 2009
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Timbortion

The act of taking an abortion pill and passing it in the TimHortons bathroom
"I heard that Jasmine had a TimBortion"
by Meeeeeeoooowwreeeee December 8, 2024
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Limberting

Being hated by everyone around you cause you’re a dick and annoying as hell, also creepy with teachers
Ewwww he’s such a limberting grossbag”
by Liverlybadger8 July 28, 2025
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