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Lambortini 

1) (noun) A Martini drunk in a Lamborghini.

2) (verb) The fine art of drinking a martini whilst sitting in a Lamborghini.
1) Lambortinis at my place...er... car?

2) Id Lambortini with you, but last time i threw up on the seats...
Lambortini by Clhall August 25, 2009

Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.
After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.
Self-Imbortion by gayfish23 March 25, 2019

Limborini 

Of or relating to limp penis, i.e. flacid
Man Stav you were Lt. Limborini last night with that girl in my weight room.
Limborini by XChalie BoyX November 30, 2009

Timbortion

The act of taking an abortion pill and passing it in the TimHortons bathroom
"I heard that Jasmine had a TimBortion"
Timbortion by Meeeeeeoooowwreeeee December 8, 2024

Limberting 

Being hated by everyone around you cause you’re a dick and annoying as hell, also creepy with teachers
Ewwww he’s such a limberting grossbag”
Limberting by Liverlybadger8 July 28, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026