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Lambortini 

1) (noun) A Martini drunk in a Lamborghini.

2) (verb) The fine art of drinking a martini whilst sitting in a Lamborghini.
1) Lambortinis at my place...er... car?

2) Id Lambortini with you, but last time i threw up on the seats...
Lambortini by Clhall August 25, 2009

Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.
After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.
Self-Imbortion by gayfish23 March 25, 2019

Limborini 

Of or relating to limp penis, i.e. flacid
Man Stav you were Lt. Limborini last night with that girl in my weight room.
Limborini by XChalie BoyX November 30, 2009

Timbortion

The act of taking an abortion pill and passing it in the TimHortons bathroom
"I heard that Jasmine had a TimBortion"
Timbortion by Meeeeeeoooowwreeeee December 8, 2024

Limberting 

Being hated by everyone around you cause you’re a dick and annoying as hell, also creepy with teachers
Ewwww he’s such a limberting grossbag”
Limberting by Liverlybadger8 July 28, 2025