tubortion
tubortion by errntnarcsst November 7, 2009
Words you can keep
Tubcation
low budget bathroom vacation that requires lawn chairs, submerged feet, tropical beverages, and jimmy buffet radio.
The poor employees didn't have the money or the time for a vacation so inbetween shifts or after them they embarked on a Tubcation.
When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.
That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.
When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.
That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.
Tubcation by thatclairegurl January 26, 2010
Related Words
tubortion • turdbortion • Subortion • Timbortion • Toebortion • Tortion • Tubcation • Nork Tortion • tv abortion
turdbortion
1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.
2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.
(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.
(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.
turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008
turdbortion
Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.
turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008
Nork Tortion
The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.
Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
Nork Tortion by Jonny K July 23, 2008
Tortion
Etymology: From English "distortion", From Latin distorqueō (dis- + torqueō ("twist"))
Pronunciation: /ˈtɔ (ɹ)ʃən/
Noun
1. To pull or twist back in shape
2. To give a honest or true account or impression of
3. To fix a distorted sound curve
The opposite of distortion; un-distortion
A result of torting
An act of torting
Verb (Tort) /ˈtɔ (ɹ)t/
The act of tortion.
Pronunciation: /ˈtɔ (ɹ)ʃən/
Noun
1. To pull or twist back in shape
2. To give a honest or true account or impression of
3. To fix a distorted sound curve
The opposite of distortion; un-distortion
A result of torting
An act of torting
Verb (Tort) /ˈtɔ (ɹ)t/
The act of tortion.
Def 1: I noticed the tortion of the brain after dipping it in bleach; it seemed to become clean and smooth, as if all the nasty wrinkles just dissapeared!
Def 2: When he spoke, what came out was the tortion of a distorted truth.
Def 3: I fixed the sound wave by applying a tortion effect onto it.
Verb:
I torted the human corpse so it could look presentable in my taxidermy collection.
Def 2: When he spoke, what came out was the tortion of a distorted truth.
Def 3: I fixed the sound wave by applying a tortion effect onto it.
Verb:
I torted the human corpse so it could look presentable in my taxidermy collection.
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