tubortion 

The act of unclogging your bath tub with a wire coat hanger.

Quinn: Honey...the tub is clogged.

Ben: We'd better have a tubortion.

tubortion by errntnarcsst November 7, 2009

Tubcation 

low budget bathroom vacation that requires lawn chairs, submerged feet, tropical beverages, and jimmy buffet radio.

The poor employees didn't have the money or the time for a vacation so inbetween shifts or after them they embarked on a Tubcation.

When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.

That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.

Tubcation by thatclairegurl January 26, 2010

turdbortion 

1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.

2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.

(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)

God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.

turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008

turdbortion 

Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.

that show on the radio was the worst radio i've ever heard, it was a real turdbortion.

turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008

Nork Tortion

The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.

Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.

Wow man, that woman is perfect, she has zero nork tortion!

Nork Tortion by Jonny K July 23, 2008

Subortion 

The act of making something or someone less then what it previously was.

When I broke that kid's arm I suborted him.

I subort myself when I sing, because my voice is horrible.

That guy loves preforming subortion, it makes him feel like a man.

Subortion by W4R7H0G November 28, 2009

Tortion 

Etymology: From English "distortion", From Latin distorqueō (dis- + torqueō ("twist"))
Pronunciation: /ˈtɔ (ɹ)ʃən/

Noun
1. To pull or twist back in shape
2. To give a honest or true account or impression of
3. To fix a distorted sound curve
The opposite of distortion; un-distortion
A result of torting
An act of torting

Verb (Tort) /ˈtɔ (ɹ)t/
The act of tortion.

Def 1: I noticed the tortion of the brain after dipping it in bleach; it seemed to become clean and smooth, as if all the nasty wrinkles just dissapeared!
Def 2: When he spoke, what came out was the tortion of a distorted truth.
Def 3: I fixed the sound wave by applying a tortion effect onto it.

Verb:
I torted the human corpse so it could look presentable in my taxidermy collection.

Tortion by EEPIC January 15, 2024