compulsive liker

Someone who can't help themselves but to "like" everything that is going on in Facebook.

John is bitter and alone.

Geoff likes this!

John: Dude, what the hell?
Geoff: Sorry, man, I can't help it. I'm a compulsive liker.

by errntnarcsst May 12, 2009

tubortion

The act of unclogging your bath tub with a wire coat hanger.

Quinn: Honey...the tub is clogged.

Ben: We'd better have a tubortion.

by errntnarcsst November 07, 2009