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Treebortion 

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.
Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!
Treebortion by Derdle June 14, 2017
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Telebortion 

The art of giving and abortion whilst teleporting
Telebortion: Say u and ur girl find out she pregnant u just straight up telebort that baby outa ther
Telebortion by Japoxfred November 26, 2020

TELEBORTION 

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call
hey honey! I got a telebortion!
TELEBORTION by funny big laugh June 20, 2020

Timbortion

The act of taking an abortion pill and passing it in the TimHortons bathroom
"I heard that Jasmine had a TimBortion"
Timbortion by Meeeeeeoooowwreeeee December 8, 2024

Toebortion 

Mitosis in my toesies. A toebortion is an extraction of the offspring off the toesies.
My toe started becoming its own person, so I had to have a toebortion.
Toebortion by Bigtoemomma May 2, 2025