Timebortion

When you hate someone so much that you build a time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time just far enough to execute the prick's father before he can deposit his seed.

R: Nick won't stop quoting full episodes of the Simpsons.

T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.

by rrob December 4, 2009

Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

by Derdle June 14, 2017

Telebortion

The art of giving and abortion whilst teleporting

Telebortion: Say u and ur girl find out she pregnant u just straight up telebort that baby outa ther

by Japoxfred November 26, 2020

TELEBORTION

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

by funny big laugh June 20, 2020

Timbortion

The act of taking an abortion pill and passing it in the TimHortons bathroom

"I heard that Jasmine had a TimBortion"

by Meeeeeeoooowwreeeee December 8, 2024

Toebortion

Mitosis in my toesies. A toebortion is an extraction of the offspring off the toesies.

My toe started becoming its own person, so I had to have a toebortion.

by Bigtoemomma May 2, 2025