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Theory0

Theory0 is a nerdcore rapper from south jersey. He writes songs about life, liberty and the pursuit of nerdyness.
Guy A- "Did you hear Theory0's new song about dnd"
Guy B-"Yea, it blew my mind"
by Schreiner 75 January 11, 2011
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stiven theory

stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.

Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.

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by isthismypseudonym? February 1, 2009
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Lesbian dance theory

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro
by Avapie December 17, 2017
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Lee Mayes Theory

The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.
I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"
by LEEEEEE. MAAMYYYEESSSS October 1, 2020
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Crumbadat Theory

Kissing up to a hot girl in an attempt to get a “crumbadat” pussy
Hot Girl: Hey everyone, I sincerely apologize for kicking my dog in my latest video..
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude
by buysideandspeedystock August 22, 2019
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Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
by Pitarz September 8, 2016
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stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.
Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
by latinmaster December 16, 2011
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