The salmon

When one flaps his/her extremetities between another's persons extremetities in the effort to re-create a salmon flapping it's tail, IE, flapping your hand between a friend's elbow and chest, or between the legs..many types of salmon are possible, like using inanimate objects or utilizing the environment.

"Did you see the way John used the wall to salmon Jeff?, what an innovative salmon"

"Kyle got Pete with the salmon while he was on the phone!"

The salmon by Frostedflakes907 April 6, 2017

the salmon dance 

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.

Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.

the salmon dance by sumwigga October 29, 2007

The Salmon Act

The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.

It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal

There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct

The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.

The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"

Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay

The Salmon Act by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021

The Salmon Horde

A malicious biological weapon comprised of millions of genetically modified flesh eating salmon. Their main form of attack is by piling in mass on top of their prey.(much worse than piranha)

Yea Larry got taken out by the Salmon Horde last night at George's party.

The Salmon Horde by an obesely concerned citizen August 14, 2008

The salmon salad 

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.

Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.

The salmon salad by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019

grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

grilling the salmon by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

sally the salmon 

a fucking salmon

also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy

"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*

sally the salmon by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021