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The Unkle

When you have sex with a girl hanging upside down with your feet hanging off a pull up bar while the girl holds her self up.
I was with this freaky chick and dude we tried "The Unkle"
by Will Unkle November 16, 2010
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the uncle

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco
Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!
by Spawnos February 18, 2017
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The Uncle Larry

Ice cubes 4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi
When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
by The Uncle Larry August 13, 2015
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Mark of the Unclean

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.
by thendcomes June 12, 2012
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The Uncle Dan

The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.
“Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”
by iM nOt Ur FaMiLy April 27, 2019
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The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.
No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!
by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020
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The Uncle Roger

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…
Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing
by Wan21 November 23, 2021
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