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The Unkle 

When you have sex with a girl hanging upside down with your feet hanging off a pull up bar while the girl holds her self up.
I was with this freaky chick and dude we tried "The Unkle"
The Unkle by Will Unkle November 16, 2010
Words you can keep

the uncle 

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco
Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!
the uncle by Spawnos February 18, 2017

The Uncle Larry 

Ice cubes 4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi
When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
The Uncle Larry by The Uncle Larry August 13, 2015

Mark of the Unclean 

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.

The Uncle Dan 

The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.
“Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”

The Uncle Joe 

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.
No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!
The Uncle Joe by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

The Uncle Roger 

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…
Met this girl last night at the bar
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing
The Uncle Roger by Wan21 November 23, 2021
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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