the uncle

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco

Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!

by Spawnos February 19, 2017

Uncle

That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.

Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me

by Uncle Jeff May 23, 2019

Uncle

A man with Lumbago

Uncle: ive got lumbago

by CallMeBeansFan October 21, 2019

Uncle

The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing

My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass

by PurrFurr69 April 23, 2020

uncl

You misspelled uncle dumbass

You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Uncle

- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.

I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

- JellyBean600

by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018

Uncling

The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.

I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.

by DjDreM August 17, 2011