A state of being composed and calm. Directly translated from Chinese online buzz word:蛋定(dan4 ding4). Literally, "testo-" means male testis and "-stasis" means a state of static balance or equilibrium.

Boy, why just can't you stay testostasis before hotties?

testostasis by Ricky GL April 25, 2011

testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment

first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!

testostoritch by rhyynno October 18, 2011

testioscoliosis

A rather nebulous condition involving the testicles. This condition may be used occasionally for a sick day from work. As nefarious sounding as it is, who would ask?

"Bob, I'm afraid I can't come to work today. I've got a bad case of testioscoliosis."

testioscoliosis by maninblues August 3, 2007

Testostoric

ADJ Denotes something whose action is motivated purely by testosterone; Something done in a manly, and overly-aggressive fashion.

Overly excessive flexing of the bicep can be considered testostoric.

Testostoric by Luke Hobbs May 30, 2007

Testostoballs

Something that women tend to lack.

'I need more testostoballs and then I can be a bearded scrotemaster'

Testostoballs by Schmaz March 14, 2005

Testostocrat

Someone who condones rule by men.

A feminist response to a chauvanistic comment or joke: "Oh piss off, you testostocrat!"

Testostocrat by Leeroyuk February 27, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026