Testiostos

When your testicles are tasting better than tostitos, you say testiostos

Oh baby, your testiostos are tasting real nice. I think I want some for the Super Bowl

by realpherringv September 24, 2019

testostasis

A state of being composed and calm. Directly translated from Chinese online buzz word:蛋定(dan4 ding4). Literally, "testo-" means male testis and "-stasis" means a state of static balance or equilibrium.

Boy, why just can't you stay testostasis before hotties?

by Ricky GL April 25, 2011

testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment

first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!

by rhyynno October 18, 2011

testioscoliosis

A rather nebulous condition involving the testicles. This condition may be used occasionally for a sick day from work. As nefarious sounding as it is, who would ask?

"Bob, I'm afraid I can't come to work today. I've got a bad case of testioscoliosis."

by maninblues August 3, 2007

Testostoric

ADJ Denotes something whose action is motivated purely by testosterone; Something done in a manly, and overly-aggressive fashion.

Overly excessive flexing of the bicep can be considered testostoric.

by Luke Hobbs May 30, 2007

Testostoballs

Something that women tend to lack.

'I need more testostoballs and then I can be a bearded scrotemaster'

by Schmaz March 14, 2005

Testostocrat

Someone who condones rule by men.

A feminist response to a chauvanistic comment or joke: "Oh piss off, you testostocrat!"

by Leeroyuk February 27, 2011