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Testosteris 

When a woman nearly overdoses on testosterone, causing her clitoris to grow to the point of looking like a cheap Made in China version of a full-grown penis.
A: "I was watching women's fitness on TV yesterday and I'm pretty sure that one of those women had a penis."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."
Testosteris by Artnar May 14, 2010

Testostatities 

The technical term for "man boobs".
Guy: Its almost impossible to work out with all these dudes Testostatities bouncing around.
Testostatities by Steve G II March 22, 2008

testosterist

A Male bashing sexist, that is specifically sexist towards men.
Those feminazis are such testosterists.
testosterist by Thor7337 October 10, 2018

texnostasis

This is my new word.

Texnostasis(noun) is a state where civilization has invented everything that is needed for an ideal civilization. In this state, no invention can improve civilization.
Related words :

texnostasable (adjective) - texnostasable civilization is able to create more and more inventions and eventually create all of the inventions that are needed for an ideal civilization.
texnostatic (adjective) - texnostatic civilization is not able to create new inventions that will improve it. It may be not in texnostasis.

Texnokinesis (noun) - The period in which civilization creates new inventions the fastest. Exactly = 10% of the existence of a civilization.
Texnokinetic (adjective) - Texnokinetic civilization is in texnokinesis now.
"During technostasis, a civilization may be not perfectly developed. Technostasis means that there is every necessary for this invention"
"This civilization is in texnostasis. We need to stop them until they become too powerful."
texnostasis by mbxjsy October 10, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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