tostito

A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.

Don't forget to pick up the tostitos for the superbowl.

by Naes February 14, 2005

Tostitos

a cool chip
that get's eaten
but is still mad cool!

oohh my god! i love hat tostitos!

by ToStiTo'sz November 17, 2007

Tostito

When two of your friends team up to simultaneously flick you in the balls and ram a thumb up your ass. The ultimate fuck you.

Tres passed out on Nicks couch last night, so Nick and Rob gave him a tostito!

by Hustleburry February 14, 2009

tostito

Closeted homosexual.

The guy's clearly a Tostito, if you know what I mean...

by Hail_Catapault August 09, 2003

Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.

by Dick Rivard February 02, 2019

tostito

When girl gives you a blowjob and folds her tongue so all the sperm is at the end

dud this chick gave me a blowjob last night after i took pictures of her doing the tostito

by fuckdoll February 04, 2009

Tostito Dandruff

Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.

Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff

Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den

by Detective Kank January 03, 2019