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testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment
first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!
testostoritch by rhyynno October 18, 2011
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Testostoric 

ADJ Denotes something whose action is motivated purely by testosterone; Something done in a manly, and overly-aggressive fashion.
Overly excessive flexing of the bicep can be considered testostoric.
Testostoric by Luke Hobbs May 30, 2007
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testosteritch

unnecessary use of testosterone usually either to embarrass, impress, bring attention to, woo, intimidate or otherwise get the attention of others for the sole purpose of highlighting ones self
1st guy: "Look at Johny over there putting on a gun show for those chicks." 2nd guy:" yeah that fool is always scratchin the testosteritch."

Guy:" Billy gave that guy the mother of all wedgies when we were walkin in the party last night" Girl: " doesnt suprise me Billy has chronic testosteritch, he's always showing off."

Talk about testosteritch gone wrong, James got facial road rash last weekend skitching behind Radys car.
testosteritch by rhyynno June 17, 2011
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