Schmaz's definitions

muffpits

Armpits full of crunchy hair

'Come and sniff my muffpits'

by Schmaz March 17, 2005

asspenis

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

Testipenis

A third testicle in place of the penis.

'eeeeeeeek Pete has a testipenis, lets rub spunk on his face'

by schmaz March 15, 2005

penistwat

1.Person who is self-obsessed and a big douche...penistwats often have livejournals.
2.A cross between a penis and a twat.

'I'm such a penistwat, I just can't stop updating my livejournal'

'Oh balls! I have a penistwat! what am I?'

by Schmaz March 14, 2005

mib

Mib is a word that can be used to express sadness.'Mib mibbetty mib' is also common

I finished my last pie.Mib

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

Testostoballs

Something that women tend to lack.

'I need more testostoballs and then I can be a bearded scrotemaster'

by Schmaz March 14, 2005

Ursula the Giant Douche

A giant douche named Ursula.Runner up in the Biggest douche in the universe contest, which was won by 'psychic' John Edward.From Southpark, series 6.

'Oh my God! Its Ursula the Giant Douche.Lets get the hell out of here before she douches us to oblivion'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005