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Testosterock 

Really loud, heavy, manly music.
Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?

Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.
Testosterock by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011

Testosticide 

Testosterone induced social suicide in a male.
When a male says something around women that is only appropriate for him to say around other men.
True testosticide will usually result in the surrounding women presenting cold shoulders, giving verbal abuse, or giving physical abuse.
Sam committed testosticide by accidentally blurting out "wow, look at that rack!" while standing with a large group of reserved women and feminists.
Testosticide by Dennis Wormald October 10, 2007

Testosteris 

When a woman nearly overdoses on testosterone, causing her clitoris to grow to the point of looking like a cheap Made in China version of a full-grown penis.
A: "I was watching women's fitness on TV yesterday and I'm pretty sure that one of those women had a penis."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."
Testosteris by Artnar May 14, 2010

testosticles 

by the power of testosticles.... i rebuke thee!!!!
testosticles by Bryan Lotspiech October 18, 2006

testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment
first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!
testostoritch by rhyynno October 18, 2011

Testosticor Fantastiballs 

A level of Epicness. A name given to the most epic of epic people. Nearly the same equivalent of Chuck Norris, but just below. The same as achieving your Nirvana. But more epic.
Dude 1 "Dude, I'm so Epic."
Dude 2 "Yeah man, you totally achieved your Testosticor Fantastiballs."