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Telco is commonly used to designate the Telecommunication service provider.
Can you follow up on the dispatch with the local telco?
Telco by platonik August 7, 2014
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telosico 

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"

tecolote 

owl or búho (español) - Owls are solitary, nocturnal birds of prey mostly hunting small mammals, insects, and sometimes fish. They have large eyes and ears, sharp hawk-like beak and claws, can turn their heads 180 degrees, and communicate with a hooting "who who" sound.
Check it! That tecolote just flew from the rafters and grabbed a rat hiding in the hay.
tecolote by tesitura September 27, 2006
A pee spot left on one's pants due to inadequate penis shaking post urination.
Steven Tyler rushed out of the bathroom to get on stage for a most awesome concert but didn't realize the Talcot on his velvet trousers.
Talcot by carl-as-spock November 13, 2009
Training and Education Command
This division is basically a really badass division.
Why is it called "badass?'
Because, in the division, there are drill instructors when you come to MCRD Parris Island, South Carolina, they basically yell at you.

Each company has 3-2 JDI's or DI's
Each company has 1 SDI.
Yo, those TECOM guys are crazy, they yell at you!
"DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25 JJ'S!"
- - Gunnery Sergeant Ermy
Telos is a greek word meaning Ultimate Potential. It is also a treatment center in utah. It is a hellish place with no weed or girls that wastes a year of your life to help you reach your "Ultimate Potential"
guy 1- Dude are you a telos Alumni?

guy-2 Yeah i hated that shit.
Telos by steevohammertime December 26, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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