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Telos is a greek word meaning Ultimate Potential. It is also a treatment center in utah. It is a hellish place with no weed or girls that wastes a year of your life to help you reach your "Ultimate Potential"
guy 1- Dude are you a telos Alumni?

guy-2 Yeah i hated that shit.
Telos by steevohammertime December 26, 2011
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Greek. Ultimate goal....essence beyond linear attainment
2. Esoteric. A subterranean city below Mt Shasta California. Telosian people are 5th dimensional.
The people of Telos await our invitation .
Telos by Anata Amara February 21, 2022
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Archi-telos 

Destroyer of weebs, protector of the people.
The weebs were defeated by Archi-telos.
Archi-telos by architelos March 8, 2022
Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.

The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.

A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.

A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.

A service that places people on hold for half an hour.

A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."

Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
Telstra by IHateTelstra February 5, 2017
A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.
Damn, I want to be a Telisa!
telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016
Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them
Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.
Telstra by Telstra is cancer June 6, 2015

Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011
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