telco 

Short for TELephone COmpany or TELeCOmmunications. Now, any company or group that uses electronic communication might consider themselves a telco.

Screw ATT, we're starting our own telco.

telco by buggum September 18, 2005

Telco 

Telco is commonly used to designate the Telecommunication service provider.

Can you follow up on the dispatch with the local telco?

Telco by platonik August 7, 2014

telosico 

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.

-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"

telosico by El Joto del apartamento 512 February 26, 2019

tecolote 

owl or búho (español) - Owls are solitary, nocturnal birds of prey mostly hunting small mammals, insects, and sometimes fish. They have large eyes and ears, sharp hawk-like beak and claws, can turn their heads 180 degrees, and communicate with a hooting "who who" sound.

Check it! That tecolote just flew from the rafters and grabbed a rat hiding in the hay.

tecolote by tesitura September 27, 2006

Tesco Value Vodka 

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.

Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"

Tesco Value Vodka by Freols May 18, 2009

Talcot

A pee spot left on one's pants due to inadequate penis shaking post urination.

Steven Tyler rushed out of the bathroom to get on stage for a most awesome concert but didn't realize the Talcot on his velvet trousers.

Talcot by carl-as-spock November 13, 2009

tesco connection 

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.

me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.

tesco connection by volound September 19, 2009