teacock

an extremely small penis

dude you have such a teacock

by wannaJohny January 28, 2009

teacock

When you're drinking tea with the tea leaves still in it, a long, thin leaf that stands straight up.

By looking at the teacock in your tea, I can predict that you will marry a man with a constant erection.

by mizzaroni November 22, 2009

tacock

1. the ultimate fusion of a taco and a cock, straight girls are known to love both almost equally. The guy with the tacock will be the most amazing fucker in the whole universe

<wet_lady> cock is amazing
<Fapsy> I also love taco
<Fapsy> tacock!

by Naglefar August 5, 2008

teracock

A penis of the largest possible size ever. Larger than a gigacock.

she: did you hear about jenna? she slipped into a coma after joe did her with his teracock.

by killerdove November 23, 2011

Tea Cock

Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.

Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!

by Miss_Daisy86 December 15, 2011

Taecock

A BTS members big, giant juicy, cock who goes by the name of Kim Taehyung aka V

The Taecock overpowers all cock

OMG, have you seen Taes bulge, ITS FUCKING HUGE, I TOLD YOU THE TAECOCK WAS REAL!!!!
I bet you Jungkooks ass is reaaal sore

by vaginalspray November 6, 2018

twacockle

The combo of twat and cock the act of being dumb or acting in a dumb, stupid way

"She is a twacockle." "She is acting like a twacockle."

by Shannon Nemechek June 2, 2018