holy h. jumped up

Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.

Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!

by buggum September 18, 2005

DYWTFT

Do You Want To Fly Today?

"I've seen passengers receive the 'Do You Want To Fly Today?' (DYWTFT) treatment because a medical disability makes shoe removal difficult or physically painful."

by buggum April 19, 2010

heavens to betsy

An expression of shock.

Heavens to betsy! I forgot to turn off the iron.

by buggum September 18, 2005

jesus clip

A spring clip that holds a pin in place.

Hand me that jesus clip.
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?

by buggum July 06, 2006

telco

Short for TELephone COmpany or TELeCOmmunications. Now, any company or group that uses electronic communication might consider themselves a telco.

Screw ATT, we're starting our own telco.

by buggum September 18, 2005

street theater

A manufactured commotion meant to distract.

Well, officer, there was a little street theater, and when I looked down, my bag was gone.

by buggum September 18, 2005