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A pee spot left on one's pants due to inadequate penis shaking post urination.
Steven Tyler rushed out of the bathroom to get on stage for a most awesome concert but didn't realize the Talcot on his velvet trousers.
Talcot by carl-as-spock November 13, 2009
Words you can keep
Spelled with only one l, usually relating to TJ. Cool, SUPER manly, muscular, TJ-ey, loved by reading teachers everywhere, likes to shimmy, makes "nom nom nom" noises randomly, drinks old Mountain Dew, kinky, crazy, funny, and awesome.
Did you see how much Talcott drank last night?! That kid was crazy!
Talcott by HolaKitty May 17, 2008

Talcom X 

A white person who is so wracked by white guilt that they become a civil rights activist for people of color, except they go to the extreme with it. These people will often verbally attack other white people for seemingly no reason at all even if what was said had absolutely nothing to do with race. They seem to twist anything that was said and make it in to something about race and then accuse the target of their attack of being racist when they aren't. They also like to publicly and openly self loathe the fact that they are white and will say how ashamed they are to have been born white and privileged.
Tom: Wow that cashier had an attitude I don't know what her problem is maybe she is having a bad day.
Nick: Wowwww are you saying that because she is black? You are a piece of trash racist Tom. You should be ashamed of yourself and realize how much privilege you were born with. I am going to doxx you for being a racist.

Tom: No dude it has nothing to do with her skin color she was seriously just being a cunt to me...
Nick: Yeah but subconsciously you are just saying that because she is black you would not have said that about a white cashier.
Tom: Hey man why are you being such a Talcom X all of a sudden?

Susan: Why is Linda threatening to murder the city council and go to prison for it if they vote not to remove the confederate statue?
Mary: Just ignore her she's just being a Talcom X right now, she just finished watching Roots for the first time.
Talcom X by Nymesis2020 August 1, 2020

Talcom-x 

Talcom-X refers to white people who are black civil rights activists. It has an undertone which suggests the activist is an impostor becuase they don'treally know what they're talking about. The fist time it was used was in reference to Shaun King, a Black Lives Matter activist who's race has been disputed in the news and looks by all appearances to be a white man mansplaning the black rights movement.
Example:
A: Um, as a white person I know what MLK really meant in his 'I have a dream' speech.
B: Who are you Talcom-X?
Talcom-x by BrazilianBootay February 4, 2017

Connie Talbot 

Connie Talbot it an amazingly talented 7 year old sweet girl. She sings. I'm not allowed to put link but go to google and search "Connie Talbot I will always love you" and watch her sing. She is amazing. So Cute!
Connie Talbot is so cute and an amazing singer!
Connie Talbot by MacLover808 June 26, 2009

Talbot's Point

A conservation land located in Sandwich, MA. It's a wooded area in the middle of a town, so pretty much nothing good happens here. There used to be a shed in Talbots that everyone smoked at, but that got destroyed by some dickhead.
Guy 1: Let's head over to Talbot's Point and smoke an L.

Guy 2: Didn't you here? The Shed got torn down.

Guy 1: It's the fucking woods, there's other places we can go.

Guy 2: Ok lets go make some bad decisions in the woods.
Talbot's Point by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

strobe talbott 

a strobe talbott is a joint smoked on a golf course, during regulation play.
Golfer 1: Dude, you're OB. That's a one stroke penalty. You can't hit shit today.

Golfer 2: Yeah - but watch me hit this Strobe Talbott.

More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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