Tearse

When in agreeance tearse

Brian- it's been a long day
Kezza-tearse

by Demalzadelights October 6, 2021

Star Tears Disease

Like Hanahaki disease, the cause of Star Tears (星涙病) is a situation of unrequited love by the person you love.

When a person cries star tears, a sound accompanies it. (What sound this is happening to be unspecified. Twinkling, or jingling sound,... etc....). If the symptoms are severe/the person has a serious case of the star tear disease, their photoreceptors cease to function and they go color blind. In rare cases, they may also suffer memory loss.

The star tears have color and shine/twinkle when they fall. (Perhaps the eventual color-blindness is because the star tears have color when shed.)

The way to heal from star tear disease, or at least to stop it, is naturally to have your feelings returned and be with the one you love.

Translator: @rchimedesu (Twitter)

Her vision turned blurry due to the flowing tears. Many colorful stars, accompanied by a twinkling sound, started to fall out of her eyes.

"Star tears disease huh?"

Her distant gaze shifted away from the stars that were piling up in the palm of her hands, her lips parted:

"So... this is the price of loving you."

by Schordinger1314 July 4, 2020

teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

University of Tears

University of Tears comes from University of Toronto in Canada. University of Toronto is highly competitive and workload are heavy. Everyone has tears every day. Some courses are too heavy that could compare to Harvard or Yale.

Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Univerisity of Toronto, aka University of Tears.

by Marginal_Costmemes October 26, 2019

candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.

Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...

by iheartitties November 1, 2010

Spot Tease

A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.

Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!

by Delaware Mike September 26, 2010

Orphan Tears

Street slang for the drug Dextromethorphan (DXM), a common active ingredient found in many over-the-counter cough suppressant cold medicines, is used as a recreational drug for its dissociative effects. Taken in large doses, hallucinogenic experiences are common.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic.
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget.

by Dictonator69 September 11, 2013