by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Normally used to describe a movie or TV show (but also applies to songs, books, etc.) that is designed to make you cry.
— Last night we were watching Marley & Me, and we cried our eyeballs out.
— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.
— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.
by pimpschoolgraduate July 21, 2019
To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
by hologrammar May 12, 2011
by afrijapc June 28, 2010
To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.
by DWright March 25, 2007
When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz
Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
by Shogun of Skanks October 28, 2010
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