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Tattoober

When a tattoo artist is so intoxicated, you’re forced to act as an Uber driver to pick up the artist for the appointment.
Has anyone seen Kevin today? Jason is driving tattoober to get him for his appointment.
by Yasinhudic February 21, 2022
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tattoob

A breast tattoo. Portmanteau of tattoo and boob.
"Hey, check out that chick's butterfly tattoob!"
"Where?"
"Where do you think? I said 'tattoob'!"
"I know, Dude. I mean where exactly?"
"The left one, near the cleavage."
by Jim Jr. August 30, 2007
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tattoobs

She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.
by OsirusR July 14, 2009
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tattooed tears

its something inmates get when they kill someone to simbolise tears they cant cry
A lot of dudes i jail got tattoed tears
by AC October 26, 2003
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Tattooed on my brain

A memory that one has that one can never forget and every so often it comes around and you have to deal with it.
Man1:I saw my grandmas pie and I can't get it out of my mind it's tattooed on my brain.
Man2: It's your memory so don't give it to me.
Man1:I wish the brain had an erase botton.
by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009
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tattooed

When someone gets slapped across the face, in which a highly visible mark is left for anywhere from hours to days. Usually happens when parties clash. Basically getting tagged, only the "ink" is always red.
Guy: Damn Robin, what the hell happened to you?

Homie: I totaled my dad's car. Never seen him so steamed in his life. Got tattooed on the right cheek.

Peeps: Shit, looks like that ink's gonna stick around for a while. Lucky he ain't knock any teeth out your grill.
by D. Liverance May 2, 2013
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screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)
The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.
by Fantail July 31, 2009
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