Taquitos 

Rolled tortilla sandwiches sold at gas stations. A staple of the average hablo's diet. Filled with beef or chicken, they will cause flatulence beyond compare. Pronounced "tah-quee-toes".

"Check out all the hablos in line to get Taquitos dude!"

Taquitos by Fred Bolibowicz May 31, 2006

it's hailing taquitos 

The long awaited sequal to the universal magnum opus that is "it's raining tacos" and, just like It's predecessor, it is a timeless masterpiece that will be cherished for generations and generations. All hail TAQUITOS!!!!!!

My golly, gee wiz, it's hailing taquitos

it's hailing taquitos by Russian Vesper April 20, 2019

taquito meat 

Uncircumcised Penis , Left the wrapper on

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat

taquito meat by your mom’s favorite side piece April 26, 2021

Beef Taquito 

With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin

After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.

Beef Taquito by souperpig December 23, 2008

Taquito Slayer 

To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd

Haha bro you just got taquito slayer'd!

Taquito Slayer by undercut December 13, 2021

Greasy Taquito 

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.

The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!

Greasy Taquito by Jeffronius August 30, 2006

Toquitos 

short midget from Aruba, who does my laundry. is a loveable psycho

Oh no Toquitos, not the cashmere sweater!!!!

Toquitos by K Pop December 9, 2008