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toquitos 

a small burrito shaped food of mexican origin that has a crunchy outer shell and is filled with various meats. comes with guacamole and sour cream.
Hey mom, can we go to baja Fresh and get toquitos?

What the fuck are toquitos?
toquitos by Mana and Saba October 24, 2004

Taquitos 

Rolled tortilla sandwiches sold at gas stations. A staple of the average hablo's diet. Filled with beef or chicken, they will cause flatulence beyond compare. Pronounced "tah-quee-toes".
"Check out all the hablos in line to get Taquitos dude!"
Taquitos by Fred Bolibowicz May 31, 2006

it's hailing taquitos 

The long awaited sequal to the universal magnum opus that is "it's raining tacos" and, just like It's predecessor, it is a timeless masterpiece that will be cherished for generations and generations. All hail TAQUITOS!!!!!!
My golly, gee wiz, it's hailing taquitos

texan toquito 

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.
I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito
texan toquito by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026