Taquitos

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Rolled tortilla sandwiches sold at gas stations. A staple of the average hablo's diet. Filled with beef or chicken, they will cause flatulence beyond compare. Pronounced "tah-quee-toes".

"Check out all the hablos in line to get Taquitos dude!"

Taquitos by Fred Bolibowicz May 31, 2006

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it's hailing taquitos

The long awaited sequal to the universal magnum opus that is "it's raining tacos" and, just like It's predecessor, it is a timeless masterpiece that will be cherished for generations and generations. All hail TAQUITOS!!!!!!

My golly, gee wiz, it's hailing taquitos

it's hailing taquitos by Russian Vesper April 20, 2019

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taquito meat

Uncircumcised Penis , Left the wrapper on

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat

taquito meat by your mom’s favorite side piece April 26, 2021

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Beef Taquito

With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin

After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.

Beef Taquito by souperpig December 23, 2008

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Taquito Slayer

To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd

Haha bro you just got taquito slayer'd!

Taquito Slayer by undercut December 13, 2021

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Greasy Taquito

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.

The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!

Greasy Taquito by Jeffronius August 30, 2006

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Toquitos

short midget from Aruba, who does my laundry. is a loveable psycho

Oh no Toquitos, not the cashmere sweater!!!!

Toquitos by K Pop December 9, 2008

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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