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Taquitos

Rolled tortilla sandwiches sold at gas stations. A staple of the average hablo's diet. Filled with beef or chicken, they will cause flatulence beyond compare. Pronounced "tah-quee-toes".
"Check out all the hablos in line to get Taquitos dude!"
by Fred Bolibowicz May 31, 2006
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it's hailing taquitos

The long awaited sequal to the universal magnum opus that is "it's raining tacos" and, just like It's predecessor, it is a timeless masterpiece that will be cherished for generations and generations. All hail TAQUITOS!!!!!!
My golly, gee wiz, it's hailing taquitos
by Russian Vesper April 20, 2019
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taquito meat

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat
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Beef Taquito

With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin
After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.
by souperpig December 23, 2008
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Taquito Slayer

To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd
Haha bro you just got taquito slayer'd!
by undercut December 13, 2021
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Greasy Taquito

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.
The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!
by Jeffronius August 30, 2006
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Toquitos

short midget from Aruba, who does my laundry. is a loveable psycho
by K Pop December 9, 2008
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