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tainterator 

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.
My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.
tainterator by Teabagette May 4, 2005

taintergy 

Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.
Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.
taintergy by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006

Tainer Minute 

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.
-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."
Tainer Minute by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009

hash-tainer 

A container that is suitable for holding either full-size hash browns or miniature hash brown bites. Also suitable for holding coffees or other drinks. Often found at Burger Kings.
I finished all of the tots in my hash-tainer so I put my coffee in it.
hash-tainer by Midnight818 July 23, 2007

tainer lover 

noun: a person, typically a guard, who shows feelings, concern or going out of one's way to make things easier outside of normal boundries towards detainee's at Guantanamo Bay.
Guard 1: Hey, did you here what John did on Bravo, unbelievable right?

Guard 2: Oh I know right, dudes such a tainer lover.
tainer lover by TLST September 23, 2009
1. the act of performing auto erotic asphyxiation. 2. can also refer to the act of using one's hand to scoop and cup a woman's breast at a college party
1. I'm all about the California high, but I don't think I'm quite ready to tancer.

2. Last night I was at this party, and I told my buddy to go feel up this girl, and he totally tancered her. What a fucking idiot.
tancer by scoopvictim March 3, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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