tainter

Noun, the place between a womans vagina and asshole.

Tainter her ass and tainter her puss, so its her tainter

by theman1768 April 17, 2010

Tainter

A man who paints with his taint.

Did you know that Leonardo DaVinci was also a part time tainter?

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Tainter-tots

wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.

"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"

by April Mary June 16, 2007

tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

by geminimonkey March 27, 2011

Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009

Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.

The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.

by Whipped Cream Whale January 11, 2006

Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019