Jarrod W.'s meat button is so small he could have sex with a bud light long neck and not even touch the sides.
by Teabagette April 29, 2005
it is when gay man are having sex and the top's balls are bouncing against the bottoms chode. It is a term used for gay men.
by Teabagette April 14, 2005
A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.
by Teabagette May 04, 2005
When someone defecates and the fecal matter is so large in size it sticks out of the toilet resembeling an iceberg in the ocean.
by Teabagette January 12, 2005
It is when you are sitting there minding your business and all of the suddun you start sweating because you have to shit so bad. if you don't make it to a toilet you will shit yourself. it usually happends in the most inconvenient moment like being on a first date with someone or you are in mexico with no indoor plumbing or in an area with onlt johnny on the spot available.
by Teabagette April 12, 2005
by Teabagette January 12, 2005
It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.
I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.
by Teabagette April 12, 2005