TURTEX

E Polish Femboy living in sweden trying to get womens attention but only rizzes on men

YO TURTEX you need to stop rizzing those guys they think you are gay

by DEN STORE D June 15, 2025

turdtexting

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turteling

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.

i got to shit so bad i am turteling.

by soup bone February 5, 2008

tortex

A plectrum designed by the company Jim Dunlop. Its the same thing as Delrin. Tortex is a popular choice among musicians.

My Tortex picks keep wearing down!

by Retardo September 21, 2003

Tourtext Syndrome

Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)

Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:

1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.

I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.

When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.

UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3

by BrunoNYLA September 14, 2009

Turrext

A text message that it full of blatant swearing or obsene phrases.

Dude last night Johnny turrexted up a storm because I called him a douche!

by EliteAssassinZ7 January 24, 2010

turtel

It is when your girl puts moldy cottage cheese in her mouth and gives you a blowjob. Then she throws up on your dick.

My girl said do you want a turtel for my birthday I was so happy.

by turtelmaster November 20, 2014