It is when your girl puts moldy cottage cheese in her mouth and gives you a blowjob. Then she throws up on your dick.
by turtelmaster November 20, 2014
when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.
by soup bone February 05, 2008
A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
by Freaky Hobbit August 01, 2005