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turdtexting 

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.
How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?
turdtexting by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Tormexting 

The act of continuously tormenting someone via text message
Tacy: I will be doing some drunken tormexting tonight

Wayne: I pissed off Tracy and she won't stop tormexting me
Tormexting by metalmulisha909 December 11, 2010

torrenting 

The act of downloading and/or seeding torrents, torrent files, or the contents of torrent files.
1. When I was torrenting, the RIAA sent me a letter to stop torrenting.

2. When I am torrenting, my router crashes.

3. I use a lot of bandwidth torrenting.

4. My ISP sued me for torrenting.

5. Torrenting is easy to do.
torrenting by Neon97 May 5, 2008

Threxting 

Gerund
The action of threatening someone via text message. The impact of the treat is often muted due to the medium of its transmission.
John refused to respond to Ted's threxting, because he felt Ted was just talking shit.
Threxting by TwinSteelHero September 11, 2011

tourexting 

Excessive use of offensive words in text messages
Example of tourexting "Are you f**king well coming the f**k around sh**head or what? d**k" - sent as a text message
tourexting by greypix October 1, 2012

Pee Turreting 

When you're peeing and your friend grabs you by the balls sloshing the pee everywhere
Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal

Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.
Pee Turreting by SamoJamo April 9, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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