turdtexting Share definition Flag Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another. How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting? turdtexting by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the turdtexting mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch