turdtexting

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turd texting

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

by LouWho December 9, 2008

Turrexting

The act of texting someone repeatedly, in spurts and impulses, even if they don't respond.

"John keeps turrexting me and I haven't answered any of the messages in days..."

by Usagiii November 8, 2013