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turd texting 

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.
David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
turd texting by LouWho December 9, 2008
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Turrexting 

The act of texting someone repeatedly, in spurts and impulses, even if they don't respond.
"John keeps turrexting me and I haven't answered any of the messages in days..."
Turrexting by Usagiii November 8, 2013